Q: How ldo I know my credit card information is secure?

A:Your credit card information is processed by Authorize.net so we never see your credit card details.


Q: How long will it take for me to receive my order?

A: All orders are shipped via USPS Priority/Global Priority Mail. They are usually on the way the next business day. Your order should then arrive in 2-3 business days. International orders should arrive in 4-5 business days.

Q: Can I get slogans printed in a language besides English?

A: Absolutely! Just put in the notes box the exact wording you want. You need to use the custom shirt option: http://sarcasmshop.com/Custom-slogan.html

Q: What are your shipping costs?

A: No matter how large you order shipping costs are $5.95 in the U.S & $16.95 internationally.

Q: Why is the international shipping so high?

A: This is the actual rate from the USPS and is really the best option available. Many customers put together group orders so the shipping cost is shared.

Q: What are your payment methods?

A: We accept Visa, MC, AMEX, Discover & money order.

Q: How do I adjust the display settings bigger and smaller?

A: Just hold down the Ctrl button and use the +/- keys or mouse thumbwheel to adjust the size.

Q: Are their any special washing instructions?

A: All shirts are preshrunk & hold their size and shape well. It's recommended to wash in cold water and dry on low heat for increased longevity. The shirts should last for years of normal wear.

Q: I have been disappointed by the quality of some shirts that I have bought online. What makes you different?

A: We use excellent quality shirts & do this for two reasons. We want to put out a superior product & we want the shirts to be comfortable. A long lasting, comfortable shirt will be worn more often than a cheap one & therefore seen by more people. A happy customer is truly the best advertising so when people say "where did you get that" you will be happy to mention us. (I figured that out without a business degree)

Q: What kind of shirts do you use?

A: Our mens shirts are the Hanes Beefy-T. They are made from 6.0 oz. 100% cotton and preshrunk.

For womens shirts we use the Bella 1001 and L.A.T 3580. The Bella shirt is a baby-rib capped sleeve shirt made of 5.8 oz. combed ring-spun cotton in a babyrib knit. If in doubt, we recommend ordering one size larger than normal. The L.A.T shirt is a relaxed fit scoop neck style made of a 5.5oz. 100% combedringspun cotton.

Q: What is your return policy?

A: We offer a 30 day return if you are dissatisfied with our product in any way. Just return the t-shirt and you will receive a 100% refund of the price of the item(s). This does not apply to any personalized products.

Q: Why are there so many nurse sayings?

A: The "Be Kind To Nurses" shirt is very popular so I decided to continue the theme. Also, there are about 2.8 million RN's in just the U.S. so most everyone has a friend or relative that is a nurse.

Q: Who makes up these jokes.

A: We make up all our own jokes. Some of these I had used for many years and these were the first ones I had on the site. Others are the result of happenings in daily life. Honestly, they "just seem to happen" during a conversation or from some event. A few have been suggestions from my Facebook page.